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Marvin Makes A Bet With Pro Golfer He Can Beat Him …What He Says At The End Is Priceless Marvin was a 14-handicapper. One day he walked up to his club pro — a scratch golfer — and challenged him to a match. He proposed they put up $100 each on the outcome. “But since […]

Grandfather Is Rushed To Hospital With Possible Concussion …What He Says Next Is Pure Gold My 85-year-old Grandad was rushed to the hospital with a possible concussion. The doctor asked him a series of questions: “Do you know where you are?” “I’m at Rex Hospital.” “What city are you in?” “Raleigh.” “Do you know who

Old Farmer Goes To Doctor For Advice …What Happens At The End Is Pure Gold Old farmer went to the doctor when the doctor comes in, the old farmer says, “Doc I haven’t been able to $h!t for days.” The doc says, “I have just the thing for you.” The doc then gave the old

Bartender Can’t Keep Track On Whether Customers Have Paid …This Is Brilliant A man walks into a bar and has a couple of beers. Once he is done the bartender tells him he owes $9.00. “But I paid, don’t you remember?” says the customer. “Okay,” says the bartender, “If you say you paid, you did.”

Two Farmers Are Fighting Over Their Donkeys …What They Say At The End Is Brilliant Two farmers are fighting over their donkeys. They can’t tell the donkeys apart so the first farmer says “I’ll cut the tail of my donkey off so that we can tell.” A few days later the donkeys get into a

Morris Went To The Doctor To Get A Physical …Wait Till The End An old man named Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the Dr to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later,

Two Young Businessmen Are Setting Up A New Store …What Follows Next Is Brilliant Two young businessmen were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store’s merchandise wasn’t in and only a few shelves and display racks were set up. One said to the other,

Hilarious Times Kids Unintentionally Expose Their Parents’ Secrets Via Their Artwork 1.I bet every parent can relate to this at one point or another 2.Oh dear Dad has been caught 3.Love how in detail this picture is with the fart 4.Thanks for the stale Cheetos Mom 5.Mom is looking a bit rough in the mornings

Salesman Is Trying To Sell Farmer Insect Repellent …What Happens Next Is Pure Gold A salesman was traveling through the countryside, peddling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. “Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it.” The farmer was

A Woman Is Waiting To Get On A Bus …What Happens Next Is Priceless A woman tries getting on a bus, but realizes her skirt is too tight. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come