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Three Nuns Are Asked A Question …What One Nun Says At The End Is Brilliant Three nuns are travelling in a bus when it crashes. Sadly, all of the nuns died instantly, and find themselves standing in front of the Pearly Gates, where St Peter is waiting for them. He said to the nuns, “Before […]

Pastor Goes To His Local Pharmacy …What Follows Next Is Priceless A bachelor pastor, goes to a pharmacy shop to buy a pack of condom. The pharmacist asks him to wait while he gets it for him. While he was waiting, a member in his church also came to buy drugs. He greeted, “Pastor, good

Professor Travelling By Boat Is Astounded Sailor Doesn’t Know Biology …What Sailor Says Next Is Priceless A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor, “Do you know Biology?” The sailor answered; “No sir!” The professor laughed, and said ‘you are seriously that unworldly?!”. After a while  he asked the sailor again, do

Husband Calls Wife To Ask If She’s Home …Wait Till The End Husband: Honey where are you? Wife: Sweety, am at home doing house chores. Husband: Are you sure? Wife: Oh yeah sweety, I’m sure Husband: Turn on the blender Wife: ( turns blender on) reeeereeeeree Another day….. Husband: Honey where are you? Wife: Sweety,

Teacher Asks Class To Name An Animal …What Student Says Next Is Brilliant A primary school teacher asks her students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One little David raise his hands and said, “Elephant.” The teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”

An Army Private Seeks Permission For Leave …Wait Till The End A young private seeks permission from his commanding officer to leave camp the following weekend. “You see,” he explains, “my wife’s expecting.” “I understand,” the officer tells him. “You go, and tell your wife that I wish her luck.” The following week the same

Old Couple Are Celebrating Their Anniversary When This Happens …This Is Priceless An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood and are celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary. They walk down the street to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the old desk they’d

Grandkids Share Their Grandparents Being So Wholesome If you are looking for something to brighten your day, then look no further, here are some absolutely adorable Grandparents being nothing more than their beautiful selves. 1.The amount of time and effort put into this is just beautiful 2.So glad he has found some new friends 3.Aww

Four Men Are Waiting In The Hospital …What Happens Next Is Priceless Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse

This Man Claimed He Cooked A BBQ For The Family …But The Reality Is Priceless When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine1. The woman buys the food.2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.3. The woman prepares the meat for