Funny

Man Gets Worried Before A Blind Date His Friend Suggests A Back-Up Plan …This Is Priceless Joe sets up his friend Michael to go on a blind date with a friend of a friend of his. But Mike is a little worried about going out with someone he’s never seen before. “What do I do […]

A New Ceo Tries To Show Off By Firing Someone …Then He Does This If you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will enjoy this. A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid

Texan Makes A Bet That He Very Quickly Regrets …This Is Brilliant A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints

This Man Thought He Was About To Get Lucky …But Then This Happened A man and a woman who had never met before but were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very

Man Suspects His Wife Of Cheating So He Follows Her …But He Never Expected This A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her he found out she was working in a brothel. The guy

Teacher Trying To Teach Class Good Manners …What Little Johnny Says Next Is Priceless During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go

A Soldier Runs Up To A Nun …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.” A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied,

The Rabbit and Her Thesis …Wait Till The End One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the fine weather.The day was so nice that she became careless and a fox snuck up behind her and caught her.“I am going to eat you for lunch,” said the fox.“Wait,” replied

Married Man Wished For Something He Shouldn’t Have …This is Gold A couple had been married for 30 years and was celebrating the husband’s 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, she would give them one wish each. The wife

Man Was Stuck In A Big Traffic Jam …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold One day a man was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic, and he really had to take a $**t. So he got out of his car and went over to a bush and took a $**t in his hat. He couldn’t