Funny

Old Man Spent His Whole Life Living By a Forest …Wait Till The End There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting… He […]

A Kung Fu Student Questions His Teacher …His Response Is Priceless A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, “Master, why does my ability not improve? I’m always defeated.” And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers “My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun and their wings seeming like flames?”

Lady Is Gifted A Hi-Tech Coffee Maker ….What She Says At The End Is Pure Gold Cousin Elly, who happens to be blonde, is the world’s worst at getting instructions mixed up. When she got married her husband bought her one of those fancy, electric coffee makers. It had all the latest gadgets on it.

Lady Gave Repairman Some Advice …But What Happened When He Didn’t Follow Them Is Priceless Laura’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter and

Husband Came Home To The House A Complete Wreck …. His Wife’s Explanation Is Brilliant A man came home from work and found his 5 children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the

A Salesman Met Lady on Golf Course …What He Says At The End Will Leave You Speechless A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him, so he walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole

Couple Go To Priest For Advice … You Won’t Believe What Happens Next A couple want to have children but the wife can’t get pregnant …so they go to see a priest for advice. The priest tells them they came at the right time, since his superior just sent him to Rome for 10 years,

Married Couple Reveal Secret To Their Happiness …What Husband Says At The End Is Pure Gold One day in a small suburban community, the committee members get together and decided they want to find the happiest couple in the town. The chosen judges roamed in the nights around the houses and they heard waves of

Man Explains Why He Doesn’t Play Golf With His Friend Anymore …Wait Till The End A man comes home to his wife after golfing. The wife asks, “Honey how come you never play with Bob anymore.” The man replies, ” Would you want to play with a man who cheats all the time, who lost

Man Asks Wife For Her Honest Opinion …What She Says Next Is Priceless John was talking to his wife Rebecca. He said, “Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?” To which she replied, “Honey, I would definitely say that you’re warm.” “Really?” he said excitedly. “Yes, in fact I would say that