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A Woman Was Having An Affair When Her Her Husband Arrived Home Early …What Happens Next Is Pure Gold A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband’s car pull into the driveway. “Oh My […]

A Couple Wanted Marriage Counsellor’s Advice …What Wife Says At The End Is Pure Gold A couple whose marriage was going on the rocks sought the advice of a marriage counsellor. The counsellor pleaded with them to patch up their quarrel, but they were adamant. “So,” said the counsellor, “you know the consequences and you

Teacher Asks Class What They Want To Be When They Grow Up …Little Susie’s Answer Is Brilliant A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best woman with me, give her a

A Boy Is Selling Fish on a Corner …What Happens At The End Is Brilliant A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers’ attention, he is yelling, “Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here!” A pastor hears this and asks, “Why are you calling them ‘dam fish.’” The boy

Two Nuns Are Ordered To Paint A Room …Wait Till The End Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns

This Couple Shocked The Pharmacist With All Their Questions ….The Reality Is Brilliant Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man

A Woman Decided To Have Her Portrait Painted …The Reason Why Is Priceless A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex.” “But you are not wearing any of those things,” he replied. “I know,” she

Little Johnny Is Playing With A Balloon When This Happens ….This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Little Johnny blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he’s liable to break something. The boy continues. “Johnny!” mom screams. “Knock it

Little Johnny Has Important Question To Ask Minister After Service …What He Says Next Is Brilliant After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree, and the pastor greets the family. “Pastor,” Johnny says, “I heard you say today that our bodies came from the

Little Johnny Was Attending His First Wedding …This Is Truly Hilarious Little Johnny was attending his first ever wedding ceremony. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the Little Johnny responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you know that?”