Funny

A Funeral Service Is Being Held …Wait Till The End A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall jarring the casket. They hear a faint […]

Teacher Asks Class To Tell Her About Their Families ….What Little Johnny Says At The End Is Pure Gold Little Johnny is in school one day when his teacher tells the class that she wants to hear each of them say a little about their families, and specifically what is needed in their lives. The

Lady Accidently Farts Fancy In Restaurant …What Waiter Says Next Is Priceless A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse,

Man Finds Magic Lamp …What He Wishes For Is Pure Gold While walking along a beach, a man finds a lamp and rubs it off. A genie appears and offers to grant the man one wish. The man replys, “What about three?” The genie retorts ” Look pal, I’m in a hurry, I’ve been cooped

Man Is Sitting In A Café When This Happens …This Is Brilliant A man is sitting in a café when suddenly someone he knows comes running to him in panic shouting “Quick, your wife is cheating on you with your best friend in the forest”. The man runs out of the café angry and furious

Man Buys Unusual Pet From The Pet Store …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A man walks into a pet shop and says to the owner. “Ok I want to buy a pet, but I don’t want a boring normal pet, no cats, or dogs or budgies I want something different.” The pet shop

Man’s Been At The Bar Drinking All Day …What His Wife Says Next Is Priceless A man has been drinking alone all day at a bar and checks his clock. “1:30am, $#!T I need to go home now or my wife’s going to rip my balls off”, thinks to himself. But as he’s trying to

Wife Gets A Shock When Her Husband Tells Her This On Her Birthday …This Is Pure Gold A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday.

Blonde Woman Decides To Dye Her Hair …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A blonde girl wants to know what life is like as a brunette girl, so she goes to the hairdresser and has her hair dyed brown. Eager to the world her newly acquired intelligence, she goes on a walk and meets

Old Man Goes To Purchase Hearing Aids ….Wait Till The End Larry realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but didn’t want to spend a lot of money. “How much do they cost?” he asked the salesperson. “They range from $2 to $2,000” he said. “Can I see the $2 model?” said Larry. The