Funny

Man Buys Girlfriend An Expensive Gift …You Won’t Believe What He Says Next Peter, who was in his early 20’s, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, at a very smart jeweller’s shopin Hatton Garden, London. The jeweller inquired, ‘Would you like your girlfriend’s name engraved on it?’ Peter thought […]

Little Boy Was Sitting On The Toilet …What He Says At The End Is Pure Gold A little three-year-old boy Johnny is sitting on the toilet. His mother thought he had been in there too long, so she went in to see what was up. She found him sitting on the toilet reading a book,

The Bartender Was The Strongest Man Around …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud The local bar was so sure that its owner was the strongest man around that it offered a standing $1,000 bet that no could beat him. The challenge was that the owner would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran

Little Johnny Is Writing A Paper On Childbirth …Wait Till The End Little Johnny is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, “How was I born?” His mother awkwardly answers, “The stork brought you.” “Oh,” says the Little Johnny. “Well, how were you and Daddy born?” “Um, well, the stork brought us, too,

Little Johnny Farts In The Classroom …Wait Till The End He goes and sits outside the class and can’t stop laughing. The principal walks by and sees him. He asks, “Little Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?” “I farted in class and the teacher threw me out.” Said the Johnny The principle

Little Johnny Is Playing His Violin …What His Father Says At The End Is Priceless Little Johnny was practising the violin in the living room while his father was trying to read in the den: The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching sounds of little Johnny’s violin reached his ears,

Young Couple Go To The Church Office ….What Happens At The End Is Priceless A young couple came to the church’s office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form. The young man, who had never talked to a pastor before, was quite nervous and the pastor tried to put him at ease. When they came

Old Billy Went To The Barbers …Wait Till The End The Old Billy was on a business trip this past week when he decided to stop in at a barber shop for a shave. While he was waiting for the barber to shave him, a rather good-looking young lady came over to him and offered

An Old Man Goes To A Wizard …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, “Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that

Old Man Murphy Showed Up At Mass …What He Says At The End Is Pure Gold An Old Man Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He’d never been to church in his life: After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said. “Murphy,