Funny

Two Farmers Are Fighting Over Their Donkeys …What They Say At The End Is Brilliant Two farmers are fighting over their donkeys. They can’t tell the donkeys apart so the first farmer says “I’ll cut the tail of my donkey off so that we can tell.” A few days later the donkeys get into a […]

Morris Went To The Doctor To Get A Physical …Wait Till The End An old man named Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the Dr to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later,

Two Young Businessmen Are Setting Up A New Store …What Follows Next Is Brilliant Two young businessmen were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in the shopping mall. As yet, the store’s merchandise wasn’t in and only a few shelves and display racks were set up. One said to the other,

Hilarious Times Kids Unintentionally Expose Their Parents’ Secrets Via Their Artwork 1.I bet every parent can relate to this at one point or another 2.Oh dear Dad has been caught 3.Love how in detail this picture is with the fart 4.Thanks for the stale Cheetos Mom 5.Mom is looking a bit rough in the mornings

Salesman Is Trying To Sell Farmer Insect Repellent …What Happens Next Is Pure Gold A salesman was traveling through the countryside, peddling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and tried his pitch on the farmer. “Sir, my bug spray is so good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it.” The farmer was

A Woman Is Waiting To Get On A Bus …What Happens Next Is Priceless A woman tries getting on a bus, but realizes her skirt is too tight. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come

A Gorilla Walks Into A Bar …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A gorilla walks into a bar he sits down on a bar stool and orders himself a gin-tonic. The bartender looks on in total surprise and gives him a gin-tonic. The gorilla drinks his glass completely empty and asks how much to

Bouncer At Night Club For Household Items Turns Sink Away …What Mirror Says Next Is Priceless A bouncer is working on a Saturday night at a popular nightclub for household items. One of the regulars, a mirror, comes outside for a smoke and greets him. As they make small talk, a toilet approaches flaunting a

Hilarious Tweets From People Who Got Revenge on Their Significant Others 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. You’ve just read, People Who Got Revenge on Their Significant Others. Why not read Five Surgeons Discussing Who Makes The Best Patients.

Man Walks Into A Bar …What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A man wearing a large broad-brimmed hat and leather boots goes into a bar and sits down next to a woman. “Are you a real cowboy?”, she asks him. He responds: “For all my life, I have been tamed and ridden