Funny

Lady Was Reading The Morning Newspaper …What She Said Next Is Priceless A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified advert here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to […]

Little Susie Went To Stay On A Pony Farm For The Holidays …This Is Brilliant Little Susie spent the summer holidays on a pony farm in the countryside Back home, she asked, “We all live together just like the animals, don’t we, Mummy?” “Yes, dear. You could put it like that.” “So I’m just like

Drunk Grandma’s Confusing Directions …This Is Pure Gold Two police officers saw an old woman staggering out a local bar, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home. They loaded her into the police cruiser one

Lady Was Shocked When She Received This Text From Her Husband …This Is Brilliant A lady was at work when she heard her new message alert tone blazing. Looking at the phone, she realized that it was from her husband. She went on and opened the message to read it after which she got annoyed.

Old Woodcutter Said This To His Boss …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud An old man applies for a job as a woodcutter, but the boss doesn’t think he’s fit enough. He tells the boss he is able to cut down any tree in a single swing. To prove this, he goes outside, hits

Little Johnny Failed His Math Test …His Response Is Pure Gold Little Johnny failed his math test dismally. His mark was so bad, his teacher called home to have a word with his dad. When he returned home that afternoon, his father was standing crossly in the doorway. “Why did you fail your math test?”

Farmer Has Hilarious Encounter With The State Trooper …Wait Till The End A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general, began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around

Joe The Housekeeper Said This To His Boss …This Is Brilliant An elderly Joe was a housekeeper who had this habit of drinking from his boss’s wine bottle and replacing it with water. The boss, Sam, did suspect him but tolerated it for a while.. But when this became a daily routine, Sam decided to

Little Johnny Said This During Bible Class …Wait Till The End The visiting Bible school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class, “Who broke down the walls of Jericho?” Little Johnny replies, “I dunno, but it wasn’t me!” The supervisor, taken aback by Johnny’s lack of basic Bible knowledge goes to the school principal and

A Group Of Elderly Women Gathered At A Seminar …This Is Brilliant There was a group of elderly women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The old women were asked, ‘How many of you love your husbands?’ All the old women raised their hands. Then they