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If My Body Were A Car …This Is Pure Gold If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull… But that’s not the […]

Man Has Problem Setting A New Password On His Computer …This Is Brilliant Windows : Please enter your new password. User : cabbage Windows : Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. User : boiled cabbage Windows : Sorry, the password must contain at least 1 numerical character. User : 1 boiled cabbage

Man Realises The Importance Of Clear Instructions …This Is Priceless A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife to give me a

Teenager Comes Home Late From Party ….Her Fathers Response Is Priceless A mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house

Grandma Reveals Secret To Perfect Pie …This Is Pure Gold Grandma made such beautiful pies. One day I asked her, “How do you get such beautiful pies with the crimps around the edge so even?” “Well, it’s my own little secret recipe,” she said. “But if you promise not to tell, I’ll let you in

A Pair Of Lifelong Friends Meet Up Every 10 Years …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to California. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf and catch up with each other At age 32

Old Mechanic Knew Every Acronym For Every Make And Model …This Is Brilliant One day at the garage, the new hire heard that the old master mechanic knew every acronym for every make and model so he decided to put him to the test.“Do you really know what every car brand name stands for?”“Yup.” “Ford?”“That’s

The Church Needed Some Extra Money …What Old Lady Says At The End Is Priceless One Sunday a pastor told the congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to

Cat Is Told It Can Have Anything It Wants …The Ending Is Brilliant A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.” The cat thought for a moment and

Fascinating Photos Of Things That Have Worn Out Over Time As always there is always some interesting subreddits to check out, this time is r/wellworn what has some surprising photos of things that have worn down over time. Good to know I’m no the only one that finds this interesting! 1.Always wondered how long it would take