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Teacher Asked Children What Jobs Their Parents Had …What Little Johnny Said Next Shocked Her One day at school, the teacher was talking to the class about there parent’s occupations. Jane put up her hand and said, “My mother is a nurse”. The teacher said, “That’s wonderful, she helps to cure sick people.” Andrew then […]

Teenage Girl Wants To Wear See-Through Blouse On Date …Grandma Has Perfect Response When the grandmother in this story saw her teenage granddaughter trying to leave the house for a date wearing a see-through blouse, she wasn’t about to let the young girl get away with it. In order to stop her granddaughter, the no-nonsense

Bad News or Terrible News First …This Is Brilliant This guy was sitting in his attorney’s office. “Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?” the lawyer said. “Give me the bad news first.” “Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars.” “That’s the bad news?” asked the man incredulously. “I

Beer Trouble Shooting …This Is Brilliant SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling. SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.FAULT: Improper bladder control.ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training. SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy

Husband Goes To Pet Shop For New Pet …You Will Not Believe What Happens At The End A man was really stressed and his wife put her foot down and finally made him do something about it. She told him he needed to buy a pet because she read that pets reduce stress. So he

Teacher Was Helping Kindergarten Student Put On His Boots …This Is Pure Gold The teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students. Little Johnny put his boots on? He asked for help and she could see why. With her pulling and him pushing, the boots still didn’t want to go on. When the second

Two Storks Are Sitting In Their Nest …Wait Till The End Two storks are sitting in their nest: A father stork and a young stork The young stork is crying and Father stork is trying to calm him: “Don’t worry, son, your mother will come back. She’s only bringing people babies and making them happy.”

Woman Started Working In A Pharmacy …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A young woman started work in the small English Village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell c0nd0ms to the public. The Chemist was going on holiday for a couple of days, and asked if she would be willing to

Little Johnny Says I Have To Whisper …The Reality Is Priceless A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, “Mommy, I have to pee.” The mother said to the little boy,  “It’s not appropriate to say the word ‘pee’ in church. So, from now on whenever you have

Two Men Went Hunting …Wait Till The End Two men went hunting, one had been hunting all his life, and the other man was hunting for the first time: The old man told the other to sit down and not make a sound. So he did. But when the first man got 100 yards away,