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A Dietician Was Giving Lecture To Large Audience …What Man Says Next Is Priceless A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us […]

Cowboy Joe Was Telling Pals About Trip To Big City Church …This Is Brilliant An old Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his visit on Easter Sunday to a big-city church. “When I got there, they had me park my old truck in the corral,” Joe began. “You mean

Inquisitive Little Johnny Asks Pastor Question …What He Says Next Leaves Him Speechless One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Johnny staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, So the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy,

Two Old Guys Were Sitting On A Park Bench …What Happens Next Is Brilliant Two old guys, one 80 and the other 87 were sitting on a park bench one morning. The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn’t even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy’s stamina and asked

Elderly Priest Speaks To The Younger Priest About Improvements …This Is Pure Gold The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said. “You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theatre seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now.” The young priest

Husband Kept Saying This To His Wife …The Reason Why Is Brilliant Husband to wife: “Today is a fine day.” Next day he says: “Today is a fine day.” Again, the next day, he says the same thing: “Today is a fine day.” Finally, after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her

Rabbit Goes On A Game Show ….This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A game show host is talking to a rabbit The host looks at his question card. “Okay, here is your first question: What is 7 plus 5?” “Twelve”, replied the rabbit. “That’s correct! Now for question 2: What is 56 minus 37?”

Jockey Gets A New Horse …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A jockey is about to enter an race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says: “All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ALLLLEEE OOOP!’

Wife Quizzes Husband About New Secretary At Work …You Will Not Believe What He Says At The End Pedro gets a new secretary. He faces a volley of rapid-fire questions from his wife, who is always a bit suspicious of her husband’s roving eye. Dora (Pedro’s wife): “Does your new secretary have nice legs?” Pedro:

Two Boys Come Home With Pockets Full Of Money …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud One day, two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14, came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they got all that money from. “Well, we were standing outside the brthel when