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Teacher Scolded Child For Rude Language …Wait Till The End The little boy was caught swearing by his teacher. “Tyson,” she said, “you shouldn’t use that kind of language. Where did you hear it?” “My daddy said it,” he responded. “Well, that doesn’t matter,” she explained, “I don’t want to hear that language in here […]

Teacher Asks Little Johnny To Use The Word Contagious …What He Says Next Is Priceless Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says “I want you to use the word contagious in a sentence, Does anyone have a sentence ?” Little Johnny waves his hand madly, but the teacher chooses little Mary. Little Mary

A Little Boy Was Waiting For His Mom …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A delightful, angelic little boy Johnny was waiting for his mom outside the ladies’ room of the gas station: A man approached him and asked. “Sonny, can you tell me where the Post Office is?” The little Johnny cheerily replied.

A Man Went To An Auction …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on an exotic parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and

Young Woman Has A Proposal Offer …What Her Mother Says Next Is Priceless A young lady came home from a date, rather sad. She told her mother, “Jeff proposed to me an hour ago.” “Then why are you so sad?” her mother asked. Because he also told me he was an atheist. “Mom, he doesn’t

Dad Pays Surprise Visit to College Student …Wait Till The End The Father, passing through the son’s college town late one night on a business trip, thought he would pay a surprise visit to the boy. Arriving at the fraternity house, he knocked on the door. After several minutes of knocking, a sleepy voice drifted

A Young Boy Is Pulling His Wagon Up A Hill …What Happened Next Was Pure Gold A young boy is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The young boy says: “I’ll be darned.” A local pastor heard him and said: “You should

Couple Were Asked For The Secret To A Successful Marriage ….The Wife’s Response Is Golden A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked about the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, “Many years ago we

Little Johnny Asked His Mother For Money …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud “Hey, Mum,” asked Little Johnny, “Can you give me twenty pounds?” “Certainly not.” “If you do,” he went on…. “I’ll tell you what Dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.” His mother’s ears pricked up and,

Larry Had A Fire At His Barn …What Follows Next Is Brilliant Larry’s barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, “We had that barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money.” The agent replied, “Whoa there, just a minute. Insurance doesn’t