Funny

Man Wakes Up In Hospital …The Reason Why Is Pure Gold “Where am I? How did I get here? Why does my head hurt?” “You’re in a hospital, sir. I’m with the police. We weren’t sure you were going to wake up… You had a golf club wrapped around your neck. Just tell us everything […]

Two Old Men Tried Ice Fishing For The First Time …This Is Pure Gold There were two old boys from warmer climates who loved to fish, and they wanted to do some ice fishing. They’d heard about it up in Canada, and they took off up there. The lake was frozen nicely. They stopped just

Two Little Kids Are Comparing Childhood Surgeries …Wait Till The End Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?” The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and

Man Was Trying To Make The Perfect Golf Shot …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking so long? Hit

A Poem For Computer Users Over 40 …This Is Hilarious A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show of note…. A window was something you hated to clean…. And ram was the cousin of a goat….. Meg was the name of my girlfriend and gig was a job for the nights now

Wife Was Discussing Present Ideas With The Maid …Wait To See Her Response At The End The very snobbish wife was discussing the subject of Christmas presents with her maid. “Now what about the butler?” the rich woman said. “A set of wine glasses?” the maid suggested. The woman frowned icily. “He doesn’t really need

Little Girl Asked Her Mom Why She Had White Hairs …The Moms Response Is Brilliant One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked

A Man Walks Into A Bar …What He Says Next Is Priceless A man walks into the front door of a bar He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears

The Florist Mixes Up Her Orders …Wait Till The End After settling in, she decides to message her friend. “Kate,” she wrote, “I finally moved out of that dingy old office and into a beautiful new one.” Happy to hear this news, Kate orders a bouquet of flowers to send to Jenny’s new location. The

Little Johnny Was Ready For The Final Exam …What Follows Next Will Leave You Speechless The final exam for a class was scheduled from 8:00-11:00 AM At 10 AM, with one hour to go, Little Johnny walks in and asks for an exam: The professor hands it to him but informs him that he still must