Funny

She Writes a Letter Asking For Advice …The Response She Gets Back Is Pure Gold Dear Simon, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t driven more than a mile down the road when the […]

A Man Walks Into A Pharmacy …What He Says At The End Is Pure Gold A man walks into a pharmacy and tells the salesgirl that he’s looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him to the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls

Old Man Has An Unusual Talent …Wait Till The End A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “I want a 12-year-old scotch, and don’t try to fool me because I can tell the difference.” The bartender is skeptical and decides to try to trick the man with a 5-year-old scotch. The

Three Male Dogs Are On A Walk …What Follows Next Is Brilliant Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of

Man Returns Home Early From A Business Trip …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch

Little Bunny Hops Into A Bakery …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A little bunny hops into town, hops into the bakery, hops up to the baker and asks, “Do you have any cookies with fish in them?” “No,” said the baker, “but I have some wonderful oatmeal and chocolate chip cookies.” “No thanks!”

Sunday School Was Teaching How God Created Everything …What Little Johnny Says Next Is Pure Gold At Sunday School they were taught how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs. Later in the week, his mother noticed

New Pastor Made His Way To Church In A Blizzard …Wait Till The End One Sunday morning in February, the young new pastor slowly made his way to the rural church in the middle of a blizzard, arriving with just five minutes to spare. He walked in, turned on the lights and looked around. No

A Highway Patrol Officer Stops An Old Man …This Is Pure Gold An Arizona Highway Patrol officer stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit: He asks the old biker his name. “Fred.” He replies. “Fred what?” The officer asks. “Just Fred.” The old man responds. The officer is in a good

CEO Offers Workers A Big Bonus …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold The CEO offered an employee a bonus of $10k or to double it and pass it on to the next employee. The first employee elected to double and pass it on. The CEO thought what a generous individual this was and then moved