Funny

Drunken Man Sits Down On A Train …You Won’t Believe What Follows Next A drunken man who smelled of beer sat down in an underground train, next to an old priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn […]

Little Johnny Was In First Grade …You Won’t Believe What He Says Next There was once Little Johnny in first grade His teacher once asked him: “Do you know what the chicken gives us?” “Eggs” he answered “Correct, anything else?” “More eggs” “Besides the eggs, what does the chicken give us?” “Even more eggs, ma’am”

Old Married Couple Went For Their Medical Exam …This Is Pure Gold An elderly married couple scheduled their medical examination on the same day so that they could answer any questions the doctor might have concerning their partner. After the husband’s exam, the doctor then said to the elderly man, “You appear to be in

Couple Invited Their Pastor For Dinner …This Is Brilliant The young couple invited their aged pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. “Goat,” the little boy replied. “Goat?” replied the startled pastor. “Are you sure about that?” “Yes,” said the

Little Johnny Has A Substitute Teacher …You Won’t Believe The End Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, “Hello class, I’m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remembers it has an “r” after the first letter.” The entire class says, “Hello, Mrs.

Man Lost His Dog In The Park …What He Says At The End Is Pure Gold There was a man who has two dogs, named commonsense’ and ‘trouble’. He always brought his dogs to the park every evening. One day, he only brought ‘trouble’ to the park, and left ‘commonsense’ at home. While the man

Two Guys Are Walking In The Woods …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Two guys are walking in the woods when a wolf attacks them. They suffer a few bites, but they get patched up and go about their lives. The next month, on the next full moon, They suddenly change into wolves and

Man Goes On Tour Of A Factory …This Is Brilliant A fellow is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he’s shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle n!pples. The machine makes a loud Hiss-Pop! noise. “The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mould,” explains

Young Farm Couple Got Married …You Wont Believe What Happens At The End A young farm couple, Homer and Daisy, got married and just couldn’t seem to get enough lovin’. In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields, they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they made love. After

Cashier Notices TV Remote In Woman’s Purse …This Is Pure Gold A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse: He could not control his curiosity and ask “Do you always carry your TV remote with you?” She replied. “No, not