Never Fart On Your First Date. Like everything in life, farts have a time and place. However, I never realised that in the wrong time and place, flatulence had enough power to alter my course in history. Well, it can if it’s the third date with the man of your dreams. And, if it makes […]
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The Lost Dr Seuss Poem I Love My Job. “I love my job. I love the pay!I love it more and more each day.I love my boss, he is the best!I love his boss and all the rest. I love my office and its location. I hate to have to go on vacation.I love my
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A Dog Kept Wondering into Her Yard. She Found This Note Attached to The Dog. An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats
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What would you say. ? Here is a funny joke that involves a farmer, and Bessie the cow. A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company‘s fancy hot shot lawyer was questioning Clyde. “Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, ‘I’m fine,’?” asked the lawyer. Clyde responded, “Well,
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A Boy Asks His Father For Help With A School Assignment On Politics. Wait Until You See What He Learned! Little Johnny came home from school one day and said to his father, “Dad, what can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow.” The father thought some and
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Couple Take All The Washers and Dryers This Response is GOLD. An apartment building only has a few washers and dryers in the laundry room. A couple took up all of the washers, so when this woman came in, she formulated her revenge immediately. ”So I live in an apartment building that has a shared laundry
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He Thought His Wife Was Going To Kill Him Then This Happens. Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was
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An old married couple is travelling by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk
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A Woman Wrote To Tech Support & Their Reply Is Genius. Dear Tech Support, ’Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
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He Overheard A Woman Going Off On An Employee For A Cake Mix. He Did This. A hero, in everyone’s book. I was at the grocery store yesterday getting some groceries when I stumbled upon something that really ticked me off. I’m just hanging out, minding my own business looking for stuff on the list
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