Funny

Nobody Believed This Man That His Dog Can Talk Hilarious Joke This guy walks into a bar with his golden retriever. “Hey, can I get a drink on the house if my dog talks for you?” “Dogs can’t talk, pal. But if you can prove to me yours does, I’ll give you a drink. If […]

He Says Hes Too Smart For 2nd Grade So His Teacher Tests Him. A second grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. One day she asked Johnny what his problem was, and he replied, “I’m too smart for the second grade, my sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than

A Man Takes His Pet Lobsters Out For A Swim. Here is a joke about a man that is caught with a bucket full of lobsters. He is caught by the Beach’s Warden and to get out of trouble he makes up this brilliant story. Continue to read to hear how he got away with

A Burglar Breaks Into A Home With A Parrot …It’s Hilarious A robber breaks into a house while the residents are away one dark night. Eager to see what he can loot, he quickly starts searching through cupboards and dressers, grabbing valuables with a trained eye. Suddenly, he hears a voice come out of nowhere.

He Stayed Out All Weekend Without Contacting His Wife. Then He Gets Home… Bob left work one Friday evening. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with his friends and spending his entire wages. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted

This Man Claimed He Cooked A BBQ For The Family But How His Wife Saw It Is Priceless. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine1. The woman buys the food.2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.3. The woman prepares

Girl Is Shocked To Receive This Note From Her Grandma. Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a ‘Honk if you love Jesus’ bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because

Little Girl Sent To Principals Office For Saying This. But Her Response Is Perfect. A lovely little girl is entering class for the first time when a friendly little boy approaches her. “My name’s Ted,” he says, “What’s yours?” “Happy Butt,” the little girl replies. “I’m going to tell the teacher on you for lying!”

An Old Italian Gentleman Wanted To Plant Some Tomatoes. An old Italian gentleman lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter

Genius Dog Goes To The Butchers. As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $10 bill and a note in his mouth, reading: “5 lamb chops, please.” Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the