Lady Asks Boss If He Closed His Garage Door …The Reality Is Priceless The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was downand his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, ‘This morning when you left your house,did you close your garage door?’ The boss told […]
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A Crow Was Sitting On A Tree …Moral Of The Story Is Mind Blowing A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit
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A Woman Walks Into An Accountant’s Office …This Is Truly Hilarious A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions. He gets her name, address, Social security number, etc. And he then asks,
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A Guy Finds His Dog With The Neighbours Pet …What Happens Next Is Priceless A guy finds his dog with the neighbours pet rabbit in its mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house. He gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts it
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Grandfather Loved To Spend Time With His Grandson …This Is Priceless There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son’s family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old Little Johnny out for a drive in the car for some quality time — pancakes, ice
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Little Johnny Is At Sunday School ….Wait Till The End Little Johnny is at Sunday school and his teacher asks him “If I went to Church every week, and tried to live my life following the ten commandments, would I get into heaven?” “No!” answers little Johnny “If I sold my house, my car, and
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A Man In A Bar Keeps Falling Off His Stool … This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A man is in a bar and falling off his barstool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and
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An Elderly Couple Discuss The Future Of Their Relationship …. What Follows Next Is Pure Gold An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to
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Little Johnny Was In Class Doing Spellings ….What He Said Next Is Pure Gold. Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with their spelling. She explained: “I want you to stand
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Things You DIDN’T KNOW About Everyday Objects Have you ever sat and wondered what is the purpose of an objects design? For example, why do doughnuts have a hole in the middle? why do golf balls have dimples? Or what’s the point of the tiny pockets on jeans? There are so many questions that need
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