Little Johnny Is At Sunday School ….Wait Till The End
Little Johnny is at Sunday school and his teacher asks him “If I went to Church every week, and tried to live my life following the ten commandments, would I get into heaven?”
“No!” answers little Johnny
“If I sold my house, my car, and all of my other possessions, and gave all the money to the church, would I get into heaven?”
Little Johnny replies “No!”
“Ok, well if I spent my whole life being charitable, loving my family, and being kind to everyone I met, would I get into heaven then?”
“No!”
The teacher was somewhat surprised by little Johnny’s intellect
“So how do I get into heaven?”
“You have to be dead.”
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