Little Johnny And Alex Were Sitting Outside The Hospital …Wait Till The End Two children, Johnny and Alex were sat next to each other outside of the hospital. Alex was crying very loudly. Johnny: Why are you crying? Alex: I came here for a blood test. Johnny: So? Are you afraid? Alex: No. But for […]
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Little Johnny’s Class Was Learning About Agriculture ….What He Says Next Shocks His Teacher One day little Johnny’s teacher was teaching the class about agriculture. To help with this, she was shown pictures of farm equipment. She puts up the first picture, “What is this a picture of class?” she asks. Little Suzy puts up
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Three Old Ladies Were Sitting On A Park Bench …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Three old ladies – Gertrude, Maude and Tilly – were sat together on a park bench having a quiet conversation. Suddenly, a handsome young man dressed only in a trench coat approached them from across the park. He was
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Big Game Hunter Walked Into A Bar …Wait Till The End The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills. The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one could dispute that. But then he said that they could blindfold him and he would recognize any animal’s skin
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Young Man Tries To Tell Old Vendor About Good Business …What He Says Next Shocks Everyone An old street vendor is selling watermelons… His price list reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10 A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. “That’d be 3 dollars”, says the old man. The young man
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Hilarious Proof The Female Brain Works Differently …This Is Brilliant This is the moment one man realised that female brain works on a different tangent than males. Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying. I told her,
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Little Johnny Came Home From School With An Important Question ….The Answer His Father Gave Is Priceless Little Johnny, aged 7, came home from school one day and asked his dad: “Daddy, where do I come from?” His poor father started sweating, knowing that one day his son would want to know all about ‘it’.
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Grandchildren Decided To Send Their Grandma On A Cruise …This Is Brilliant The children and grand children of an elderly woman decided to send their dear old grandma on a cruise. Grandma boarded the ship and showed her ticket to the purser. He looked at it and said, “Oh, I see you have U.D.” She
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Lady Seeks Help From Her Priest About Her Vulgar Parrots …You Will Not Believe What Happens Next A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only know how to say one thing.” “What do they say?” the priest inquired.
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Fred’s Wife Asks Why He’s Home So Late …His Response Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Fred gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, “Where in the hell have you been?” “I was out getting a tattoo,” Fred replied. “A tattoo?” she frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?” “I got
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