Grandchildren Decided To Send Their Grandma On A Cruise

Grandchildren Decided To Send Their Grandma On A Cruise

Grandchildren Decided To Send Their Grandma On A Cruise …This Is Brilliant

The children and grand children of an elderly woman decided to send their dear old grandma on a cruise.

Grandma boarded the ship and showed her ticket to the purser.

He looked at it and said, “Oh, I see you have U.D.”

She replied, “U.D.? What is U.D.?”

He said, “U.D. is Upper Deck.”

She then went to the upper deck and showed her ticket to the purser there and he said, “I see, that in addition to U.D., you also have O.C.”

Grandma replied, “O.C.? What is O.C.?”

The purser said, “O.C. is Outside Cabin.”

Grandma, needless to say, was delighted.

She then showed her ticket to the cabin boy and he said, “Oh, I see that you also have B.I.B.”

“B.I.B.? What is B.I.B.?” asked grandma.

The cabin boy answered, “B.I.B. is Breakfast In Bed.”

“Oh” she said; “My children and grandchildren are wonderful.”

Well, the next morning, bright and early, the staff came right into her room with trays of food for her breakfast in bed and she said, “F.U.C.K”

Shocked, staff said, “F.U.C.K? What do you mean F.U.C.K.?”

….to which she replied,

“Yes, F.U.C.K. First U Could Knock!”

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