Funny

An Old Man Saw His Grandson’s Class Teacher …What Happens Next Is Priceless An old man saw the class teacher of his grandson Little Johnny coming, So he quickly told his grandson Grandfather: Little Johnny go and hide, your teacher is coming… and you haven’t been to school for 3 days now Little Johnny: No […]

Little Johnny Said This To His Teacher …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud When the teacher entered the class little Jonny slowly said: “Sir excuse me; your zipper is open.” So the teacher thanked him and fastened his zipper. He went near little Jonny and told him: “My dear, it would better to say:

The Teacher Asks Her Students To Name Medicines …What Little Johnny Says Next Shocks The Teacher The teacher asks the pupils in the class to name medicines they know and state their uses. Little Susan stands and says, “PANADOL” Teacher: Used for? Susan: I think headache Teacher: Good Musa: PIRITON Teacher: used for? Musa: Helps

Newly Married Couple Were Walking When Suddenly A Dog Ran Towards Them …What Happens Next Is Priceless A newly married couple was walking through a garden, suddenly a dog ran towards them. They both knew it will bite them. The husband lifted his wife and let the dog bite him rather than his sweetheart. The

Old Farmer Paddy Had A Wife Who Nagged Him …You Will No Believe What Happens Next An Old farmer Paddy had a wife who nagged him unmercifully, from morning ’til night, she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out ploughing with his old mule to

Little Johnny Is Caught Sleeping In The Class …His Response Shocks The Teacher Little Johnny was busy sleeping in the class when the lesson was going on. The teacher caught him and asked him. Teacher: Why are you sleeping while I was teaching? You are not listening! Little Johnny: Madam, your voice was so sweet,

Pastor Was Expecting A Baby So He Asked For A Pay Rise …What Follows Next Is Brilliant There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his paycheck.

Little Johnny Wants To Borrow Some Money From His Mother …What He Says Next Is Priceless “Hey, Mom,” asked Little Johnny, “can you give me twenty dollars?” “Certainly not!” answered his mother. “If you do,” Little Johnny went on, “I’ll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop.”

Man’s Attempt To Rescue A Kitten Goes Terribly Wrong Until Something Perfect Happens …Wait Till The End The pastor had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. But the kitty would not come down. The tree was not

The Foreman On A Large Worksite Noticed A New Labourer …What Follows Next Is Brilliant The foreman on a large worksite noticed a new labourer one day and barked at him: “What’s your name?” “John.” The new bloke replied. The Forman scowled. “Look, I don’t know what kind of wishy-washy worksite you were on before,