Funny

Couple Get A Call About Being Overdue …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold Mr. Wilson comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck. “I have great news. I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find […]

Two Boys Are Gathering Pecans In The Cemetery ….What Happens Next Is Pure Gold On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing

Housemaid Working For A Wealthy Couple Asks For A Raise …Her Reasoning Is Priceless This wealthy couple is employing a housemaid. She decides to ask for a raise. She goes to the lady and asks: “Ma’am, I’d like a raise.” The lady responds: “A raise? But why on earth? I see no reason why.” The

Three Friends Would Meet At A Bar Every Day After Work …Wait Till The End Three Irish fellows would meet after work at the same time every day and at the same bar. This went on for years and as time went on the bond between these three men grew into something like a brotherhood.

A Farmer Drove Round To His Neighbour House …What Follows Next Is Priceless A southern farmer got in his pickup and drove several miles to a neighbouring farm and knocked on the farmhouse door. A young boy, about 12, opened the door. “Is yer pa home?” he asked. “No sir, he sure ain’t,” the boy

A Third Grade Teacher Always Took Roll Call …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud  A third-grade teacher always took roll call each morning and had the pupils’ answer by reciting a short poem. The first kid sat in the first row was a teacher’s pet. He stood and said,“My name is Dan, and when

Alex Sees An Ad In The Newspaper … This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Alex sees an ad in the newspaper that says “Circus Looking for New Talents”. Alex says to himself, “Eh, what the heck. I’m pretty talented.” and calls the circus. A lady answers him. “Hello,” she says.“Hi, is this the circus?”“Yes.”“I’ve

Chester And Earl Were About To Go Hunting When This Happened …Wait Till The End Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. If there aren’t any ducks out there, I’m not going hunting.” So he sends

Ma and Pa Were Living Out On A Farm Up In The Hills …This Is Brilliant Ma and Pa were two old folks living out on a farm up in the hills.Pa has found out that the hole under the outhouse is full. He goes into the house and tells Ma that he doesn’t know

Couple Are Enjoying Their Honeymoon When This Happens …Wait Till The End A young couple were on their honeymoon and were staying at a hotel with a large swimming pool. They decided to go for a swim, and the bride donned a new bikini that she had recently purchased. As she swam and splashed around