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Woman Wants To Find Loyal Husband …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next A woman finds Aladdin’s magic lamp. She starts rubbing it and a Genie comes out as usual. The woman looks at the Genie and asks him to grant her wishes: She says “I want my husband to have eyes only for me.I want […]

Twin Sisters Turned One Hundred Years …They Were Shocked When Photographer Said This Twin sisters in a Newfoundland Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the 100-year-old twins. One of the twins was hard of hearing but

Nurse Was Shocked When Old Man Said This …Wait Till The End An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong. ‘Yes Nurse Tracy,’ said Mr. Wallace. ‘my Private Part died today and I

This Man Died and Wanted To Get Into Heaven …You Will Not Believe What He Said Next A man died and went to The Judgement, they told him, “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or

Man Takes Fiancee To Meet His Mother …You Will Not Believe What Happens Next A man met a wonderful woman and became engaged to her. He called his mother to share his good news with her. He arranged to have dinner with his mother that evening so that she could meet his fiancee. When he

The Best Duck Joke Ever …Just Wait Till The End A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.  The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re a duck”. “I see your eyes are working,” replies the duck.  “And you can talk!” exclaims the barman.   “I

Woman Outsmarts Man After Accident …Wait Till The End A woman and a man are involved in a car accident, Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left but fortunately,

Man With a Talking Parrot Is Getting Married …What Parrot Says At The End Is Priceless A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot “Now look here, I know you are always sat in that window sticking your beak in, when me and

Smart Grandma Gives Brilliant Gardening Tip To Granddaughter …This Is Priceless A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a see-through blouse on and no bra. The teenager tells her “Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!” And out she goes. The next day the teenager comes

Man At A Restaurant Insists His Soup Is Inedible …The Reason Why Will Shock You An older man comes into a restaurant, sits at his usual table, and orders the usual matzoh ball soup. The waiter sets it down in front of him and stands back to watch him enjoy it. But the man just