Funny

Two Hunters Are About To Head Home …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. “Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something, but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag […]

A Young Doctor Buys a Brand-New Car …What Happens Next Is Priceless A doctor goes out and buys the best car on the market, a brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red

Man Turns Up To Work With Two Black Eyes …This Is Brilliant A fellow shows up at work Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss, figuring the guy got in a fight at a bar asks him, “Where’d you get the shiners?” “Got ’em both in church yesterday.” “In church!?! How in the world

Rude Lady In Checkout Line Makes Sarcastic Remark …The Cashiers Response Is Priceless A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were heavily laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in a hurry and not

A Man Decides To Take Up Jogging …This Is Brilliant Deciding to take up jogging, a man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While trying on a basic pair of joggers, he noticed a minor feature and asked the salesman, “What is this little pocket

A Little Girl Was Attending a Wedding ….What She Says Next Left Everyone Speechless A little girl was at a wedding with her parents. Slightly confused, after the nuptials, she asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. “What do you mean?” responded her mother, looking perplexed. “Well,” the little girl, with the kind

Lady Wants To Put A Notice In The Local Newspaper …What She Says Next Shocks Everyone A woman called the local newspaper and asked, “How much do funeral notices cost?” “It’s $5 per word, Ma’am,” the man on the other end of the phone said. “Good, do you have a paper and pencil handy?” “Yes,

Lady Calls Insurance Company To Make A Claim …What Follows Next Is Priceless Larry’s barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, “We had that barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money.” The agent replied, “Whoa there, just a minute. Insurance

Group Of Seniors Are Chatting Over Coffee …Wait Till The End A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments while drinking coffee. “My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one. “Yes, I know,” said another. “My cataracts are so bad, I can’t even

A Nun Enters Her Donkey Into A Race …This Is Brilliant A nun wanted to enter a racehorse into a race, but soon realised they cost too much money. Instead, she bought a donkey. The next day, she entered it into a contest, and it came third. The headline of a news article read, “Nun’s