Lady Wants To Put A Notice In The Local Newspaper …What She Says Next Shocks Everyone
A woman called the local newspaper and asked,
“How much do funeral notices cost?”
“It’s $5 per word, Ma’am,” the man on the other end of the phone said.
“Good, do you have a paper and pencil handy?”
“Yes, Ma’am.”
“OK, write this: ‘Cohen died’.”
“I’m sorry, Ma’am, I forgot to tell you there’s a five word minimum.”
“Oh,” she answered, “You certainly did forget to tell me that…”
A moment of silence.
“Got your pencil and paper?”
“Yes, Ma’am.”
“OK, print this:
‘Cohen died, Cadillac for sale’.”
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