Little Boy Is Sat On A Bus …What Follows Next Is Priceless A boy was sitting on a bus and eating one piece of chocolate after the other. A man sat down next to him and said, “Eating so much chocolate isn’t good for you boy.” The boy answered, “My grandfather died when he was […]
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Efficiency Expert Warns Not To Try Tips At Home ….The Reason Why Is Priceless An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution…. “You don’t want to try these techniques at home.” “Why not?” asked somebody from the audience. “I watched my wife’s routine at breakfast for years,” the expert explained. “She would
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Old Lady Asks IRS For Stack Of Forms …Reason Why Is Priceless Tax day, April 15, was looming when an elderly woman showed up at the IRS. She said she required a thick stack of tax forms. “Why so many?” the clerk asked. “My son is stationed overseas,” she said. “He asked me to pick
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Little Johnny Went Away For The Weekend …This Is Hilarious Little Johnny went away for the weekend to visit his grandfather who lived on a big property out in the country. While he was there he went into the rabbit enclosure with his grandpa where the ground was covered in rabbit droppings. “What are all
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The Hat Seller And The Monkeys …You Wont Believe What Happens At The End Once upon a time, there was a hat seller. He travelled from village to village selling hats.One day, he was walking through the jungle and noticed a comfortable spot at the base of a particular tree.He decided to rest there, as
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A Professional Dietitian Was Doing A Lecture …Wait Till The End A professional dietitian was lecturing in front of a group of people who wanted to lose weight. “The food we eat is so bad for us, that it will still hurt our health several years down the road,” she said. “Sugary drinks eat up
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Guy Walks Into Job Interview With Terrible Resume …His Response Is Brilliant A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held. “I must say,”
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A Hairdresser Was Being Very Rude To A Customer …What Happens Next Stops Her In Her Tracks A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: “Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded
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A Man Tries To Hit On A Flight Attendant …Wait Till The End A beautiful young woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that because she’s wearing a uniform, she’s probably an off-duty Flight Attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying
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He’s One Question Away From Winning €1Million …This Is Pure Gold Irish Bobby appeared on “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” and towards the end of the program had already won €500,000. “You’ve done very well so far,” said the show’s presenter, “but for a million euros you’ve only got one lifeline left, phone a
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