A Doctor And A Lawyer Are Chatting At A Party …Wait Till The End A doctor and a lawyer are chatting at a party, just trying to relax. But every five minutes, someone interrupts the doctor: “Can you look at this rash?” “My back’s been k.i.l.ling me…” “Does this mole look weird?” After an hour […]
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Husbands Tries To Get Clever With His Wife …Wait Till The End One evening, a husband—feeling a little too confident for his own good—decided to tease his wife. “Maybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast,” he chuckled. “Could take a few inches off your backside!” Cue the awkward silence. His wife, however,
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Little Timmy Ran Crying To His Mother …Wait Till The End A mother was cleaning the house when her young son, Timmy, ran up to her, crying. “What’s wrong, sweetie?” she asked. “Mom, I accidentally broke a flower pot while playing soccer in the living room,” Timmy confessed. The mother sighed, trying to stay calm.
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Two Blondes Were Taking Their First Train Trip …This Is Brilliant Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Toronto on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas that they’d never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train
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The Old Woman and the Shopkeeper …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud An elderly woman visited a store and requested seven kilograms of potatoes. The owner was delighted to help and started packing the potatoes. However, the woman stopped him and requested that each potato be wrapped individually. The man complied and asked if
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Corporate Manager Went To A Farm For A Holiday …This Is Brilliant The manager of a large corporation had a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm, and after a couple of days, he was very bored, so he
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What Your Belly Button Might Say About Your Personality Have you ever taken a moment to notice the shape of your belly button? While it’s something most of us overlook, it carries more than just a reminder of our beginnings in the womb. According to some popular beliefs, the shape of your belly button may
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Man Boarded His Flight To New York City …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold Mr. Johnson boarded his flight to New York City and approached the aisle seat he had booked. To his surprise, a blonde woman was already sitting there. “Excuse me,” Mr. Johnson said, trying to stay calm. “That’s my seat. I specifically
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New Manager Starts Job In His New Office …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day, the departing manager tells him, “I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer. Open an envelope if you
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Couple of Blonde Men in a Pickup Truck Drove into a Lumberyard …This is Priceless A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked into the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.” The clerk said, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?” The man said, “I’ll
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