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A Man Decides To Take Up Jogging …This Is Brilliant Deciding to take up jogging, a man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While trying on a basic pair of joggers, he noticed a minor feature and asked the salesman, “What is this little pocket […]

A Little Girl Was Attending a Wedding ….What She Says Next Left Everyone Speechless A little girl was at a wedding with her parents. Slightly confused, after the nuptials, she asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. “What do you mean?” responded her mother, looking perplexed. “Well,” the little girl, with the kind

Lady Wants To Put A Notice In The Local Newspaper …What She Says Next Shocks Everyone A woman called the local newspaper and asked, “How much do funeral notices cost?” “It’s $5 per word, Ma’am,” the man on the other end of the phone said. “Good, do you have a paper and pencil handy?” “Yes,

Lady Calls Insurance Company To Make A Claim …What Follows Next Is Priceless Larry’s barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan spoke to the insurance agent and said, “We had that barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money.” The agent replied, “Whoa there, just a minute. Insurance

Group Of Seniors Are Chatting Over Coffee …Wait Till The End A group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments while drinking coffee. “My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee,” said one. “Yes, I know,” said another. “My cataracts are so bad, I can’t even

A Nun Enters Her Donkey Into A Race …This Is Brilliant A nun wanted to enter a racehorse into a race, but soon realised they cost too much money. Instead, she bought a donkey. The next day, she entered it into a contest, and it came third. The headline of a news article read, “Nun’s

Drunk Man Gets Stopped By Police …What He Says Next Is Priceless Two policemen went on patrol and at 4 o’clock at night when they suddenly saw an older man walking alone in the street wobbling and barely walking a straight line. They stopped him for questioning, make sure he’s not drunk in public or

A Well-Loved Cardiologist Is Being Laid To Rest …Wait Till The End A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral attended by fellow physicians, family members, friends…. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then

Two Boys Went For A Sleepover At Grandmas House …What Happens Next Is Brilliant Two young boys spent the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. “I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE… I

Embarrassing Times People Didn’t Know Who They Were Talking To Yet again Reddit has come up gold! A whole page dediacted to the phrase ‘DontYouKnowWhoIam‘. Like the name suggests it contains plenty of awkward moments when people were oblivious to who they were talking to. Sit back and enjoy! 1.This guy bragged he knew John