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Husband Calls Wife To Ask If She’s Home …Wait Till The End Husband: Honey where are you? Wife: Sweety, am at home doing house chores. Husband: Are you sure? Wife: Oh yeah sweety, I’m sure Husband: Turn on the blender Wife: ( turns blender on) reeeereeeeree Another day….. Husband: Honey where are you? Wife: Sweety, […]

Teacher Asks Class To Name An Animal …What Student Says Next Is Brilliant A primary school teacher asks her students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One little David raise his hands and said, “Elephant.” The teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”

An Army Private Seeks Permission For Leave …Wait Till The End A young private seeks permission from his commanding officer to leave camp the following weekend. “You see,” he explains, “my wife’s expecting.” “I understand,” the officer tells him. “You go, and tell your wife that I wish her luck.” The following week the same

Old Couple Are Celebrating Their Anniversary When This Happens …This Is Priceless An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married and settled down in their old neighborhood and are celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary. They walk down the street to their old school. There, they hold hands as they find the old desk they’d

Grandkids Share Their Grandparents Being So Wholesome If you are looking for something to brighten your day, then look no further, here are some absolutely adorable Grandparents being nothing more than their beautiful selves. 1.The amount of time and effort put into this is just beautiful 2.So glad he has found some new friends 3.Aww

Four Men Are Waiting In The Hospital …What Happens Next Is Priceless Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twins.” “That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!” A nurse

This Man Claimed He Cooked A BBQ For The Family …But The Reality Is Priceless When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine1. The woman buys the food.2. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.3. The woman prepares the meat for

This Man Is Asked How He Lost His Eye …His Reply is Priceless Once, I met a pirate with a peg leg, a hook hand, and an eye patch….. I asked him “What happened to your leg?” “Arr,” he responded, “One day I was in a battle at sea and a cannon ball blew my

An Old Retired Couple See A Traffic Warden …What They Do Next Shocks Everyone Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make the days interesting. Well for example, the other day Mary, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing

The Most Embarrassing Taco Bell Visit Ever …What This Little Boy Did Is Pure Gold My three year old son had a lot of problems with potty training; and I was on him constantly.One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands.It was very busy, with a full dining room.