Funny

Man Says Something He Shouldn’t Have About His Wife At The Pub …This Is Brilliant John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, […]

Man Goes Into Church One Day To Confess …What Pastor Says To Him At The End Is Priceless Once, there was a man who was so upset by his past deeds that he decided to visit a church and confess all of his sins. When he arrived at the church, he walked to the confession

Man Refuses an Opportunity to be Romantic with his Wife …The Pay Back Is Priceless A married couple in their early 60s was out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and

Horrendously Bad Vintage Bridesmaid Dress Choices You’ll Ever See 1.This gives of “Who” vibes from The Grinch with the hairstyles and fur trim 2.Themed weddings are never a good idea 3.Makes you wonder if they borrowed the material from the curtains 4.First thing I noticed is that these dresses make them look like they have

A Man Goes To Buy A Chainsaw …What Happens In The End Is Brilliant Paddy goes to a tool store to buy a chainsaw. The server sells him the top-of-the-line model, saying that it will cut through over 100 trees in one day. Paddy takes the chainsaw home and begins working on the trees but

A Nun Swears Loudly On The Golf Course …But Her Explanation Why Is Pure Gold A nun walks into the Mother Superior’s office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh, heavy with frustration. “What troubles you, Sister?” asked the Mother Superior. “I thought this was the day you spent with your

Police Didn’t Give Him Enough Time To Explain …But What He Says At The End, Priceless A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down the main street. “But, officer,” the man began, “I can explain!” “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels

Man Gets Into Argument With His Wife… But Is Shocked When She Does This A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00am for an early morning

Little Red Riding Hood Is Walking Through The Forest …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next Little Red Riding Hood walks through the forest and sees a wolf hunched under a tree with its ears erect and its mouth stretched in a big grimace. She says to the wolf, “My, what big ears you have!” The

Wife Buys Parrot With Colourful Past ….But What It Says To Her Husband Is Hilarious A woman walks into a pet store and sees a handsome bright red parrot. She asks the cashier how much the parrot is. The cashier says, “I’ll sell it, but I should warn you, it was donated by a brothel,