Preacher Asked This During A Sermon …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud During a sermon, the preacher said, “If you know your wife is controlling you, move to the left.” Except for one, all of the men in the congregation moved to the left. The pastor was pleased that there was at least one […]
Preacher Asked This During A Sermon Read More »
Phone Bill Was Exceptionally High …This Is Brilliant The phone bill was exceptionally high. The man of the house called a family meeting to discuss. Dad: This is unacceptable. I don’t use the home phone. I use my work phone. Mum: Me too, I hardly use the home phone. I use my company’s phone. Son:
Phone Bill Was Exceptionally High Read More »
Married Couple Were Both Keeping A Secret From Each Other …Wait Till The End A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I tell my wife that I’ve got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely
Married Couple Were Both Keeping A Secret Read More »
Wife Couldn’t Cook …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A young couple tied the knot, and it turned out that the wife wasn’t skilled in cooking. However, they were still very much in the honeymoon phase. On their first night at home, the husband returned from work, and the wife confessed, “I’m sorry, I
Wife Couldn’t Cook Read More »
Elderly Man Just Returned From The Doctor’s …Wait Till The End An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s and learned he didn’t have long to live. He called together the three most important people in his life: His Doctor, His Priest, His Lawyer “I’ve just found out that I don’t have much time
Elderly Man Just Returned From The Doctor’s Read More »
Man Dialled His Boss Number By Mistake …What Follows Next Is Hilarious Man in an office dialled his boss number by mistake and said “Send me a coffee to my desk In 2 minutes” Boss shouted: “Do you know who you are talking to?” Man: “No” Boss: “I am the boss of this office” Man
Man Dialled His Boss Number By Mistake Read More »
A Woman Told Her Husband About The Dream …What Follows Next Is Hilarious After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just had a dream that you gave me the most beautiful diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” he said with a smile. The woman could hardly think
A Woman Told Her Husband About The Dream Read More »
A Wealthy Man Walked Into a Bar …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an old woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over to the counter, removed his wallet and shouted, “Bartender! I’m buying drinks for everyone in
A Wealthy Man Walked Into a Bar Read More »
Man Goes To The Pet Store And Buys A Clown Fish …Wait Till The End After watching Finding Nemo, a man runs out to the pet store and buys a clown fish. He brings the fish home and puts it into the tank, but after a few days notices that it doesn’t seem at all
Man Goes To The Pet Store And Buys A Clown Fish Read More »
A Boy Comes Back From School Disappointed …Wait Till The End A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer a question on Portugal,” he said. His mother asked, “What was the question?” “Where’s Portugal.” “The idiot teacher,
A Boy Comes Back From School Disappointed Read More »
