Funny

A Man Is Throwing Sawdust All Over The Road …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A man is throwing sawdust all over the road. He’s causing a big mess with sawdust everywhere. A policeman walks up to him and says “What do you think you’re up to?” “I’m keeping the crocodiles off the main […]

Man Wins Prize For Best Toast …Wait Till The End John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!” That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary,

Three Guys Are Chatting About Their Wives …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Three friends are gathered at their favorite pub, the atmosphere buzzing with the sounds of laughter and clinking glasses as they kick back with a few cold beers. As the night deepens and the drinks flow, the conversation inevitably steers toward

Old Priest Got Tired Of His Parish Confessing to Adultery …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold One Sunday ,in the pulpit, he said “If I hear one more person confess to adultery I’ll quit.” However since everyone liked him they came with a code word so that he didnt know. So Someone who had committed

A Married Couple Are Sleeping When Phone Rings At 3am …This Is Brilliant One night, a married couple was deep in sleep when the phone rang loudly at 3 AM. Groggy and half-awake, the wife picked up the receiver, trying to make sense of what was happening. After a brief pause, she said, “How am

Mother And Father Took Their Son To The Beach …You Won’t Believe What He Said Next A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to the beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had melons bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why. She told her son,

Three Blondes Were Sitting By The River …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water. A game warden came up behind them, tapped one on the shoulder and said, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your

An Older Couple Are Lying In Bed …Wait Till The End An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a really good night’s sleep. He takes her hand and she responds, “Don’t touch me.” “Why not?” he asks. She answers back, “Because I’m de@d.” The husband says, “What are you

Married Man Thought He Could Get Away Doing This …But Never Expected The Response Once there was a young married man who found himself in the company of a stunning woman. They agreed to spend the night together, with the man agreeing to pay $500 for her company. However, as the night came to an

Teacher Believes Little Jimmy Cheated On The Test …And She Knows How To Prove It In class one day, Ms. Thompson pulled Jimmy over to her desk after a test, and said, “Jimmy, I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests.” Jimmy was astounded and asked Ms. Thompson to prove it.