Funny

Man Get’s Selected To Be A Judge At A Chili Cook-Off …This Is Pure Gold The notes are from an inexperienced chilli taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas in the United States. FRANK: Recently I was honoured to be selected to be a judge at a chilli cook-off because no one else wanted to […]

Lady Makes A Complaint To The Librarian …The Reality Is Priceless A woman stormed up to the front desk of the library and said: “I have a complaint!” “Yes, ma’am?” “I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible!” “What was wrong with it?” “It had way too many characters and there was no

Woman Starts Chatting To Attractive Man She Sees In The Park …Wait Till The End A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He’s reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly the woman gathers the courage to go

 Three Nuns Decided To Quit …What Follows Next Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, “We don’t want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?” The mother told them, “Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours.” So the nuns left thinking,

Little Girl Asks Her Grandfather This Embarrassing Question …The Reality Is Priceless An eight-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard, and asked him: “Grandpa, what is couple sex?” The grandfather was very surprised that she would ask such a question. But he decided that if she was old enough to

Lady Was Swamped With Calls From Strangers …What She Did Next Is Pure Gold A woman was getting swamped with calls from strangers. The reason? A medical billing service had launched an 800 number that was identical to hers. When she called to complain, they told her to get new number. “I’ve had mine for

Man Is Burping In The Back Of Taxi …What He Says Next To The Driver Is Priceless I burped a few times and the driver looked at me in his rear view mirror. “It’s £40 if you throw up on my seats.” I burped again. Thankfully; I was able to hold it down until we

A Guy Orders A Weight Loss Plan …You Will Not Believe What Happens At The End A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5lbs weight loss program. The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a

A Man Brought His Dog with Him to the Cinema …Wait To See What He Says At The End A guy sits down in a movie theatre and notices that the man in front of him has brought his dog with him. A guy sits down in a movie theatre and notices that the man

Mom Tries Waking Up Son Ready For Church …What She Says Next Is Pure Gold A Mom walks into her sons room to get him up for church. She says to the son, “Get up it’s time for church.” The son rolls over and says so his Mom, “I’m not going to church and I’ll