Pastor Asked Congregation If Anyone Would Like to Say Something …What Woman Says Next Is Pure Gold The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. A lady stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband Tom had a […]
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Guy Asks Girl If He Can Sit Beside Her ….What Follows Next Is Priceless A guy asked a girl in a university library: “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice: “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!” All the students in the library started staring
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Bank Teller Asks Little Girl Where She Got Her Money …Her Response Is Pure Gold A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the
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Man Is Out Taking A Leisurely Stroll One Evening …You Won’t Believe What Happened Next A man takes a pleasant stroll on a Friday evening… suddenly, the Devil himself pops up in front of him and whispers, “Take all the money in your wallet, go to this casino, and put them on the number 27!”
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A Sunday School Teacher Is Concerned About His Pupils …What Little Johnny Says Next Is Brilliant A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?” Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.” Marys answers, “He’s in my
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An Expectant Father Eagerly Awaits The Birth Of His Son …But He Never Expected This To Happen There was an expectant father who spent quite some time waiting for his offspring to arrive – at his in-laws place. As his leave of absence from work had gone into the red, he tells his father-in-law: When
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Wealthy But Stingy Father Was Planning A Birthday Party For His Daughter …Wait Till The End A wealthy, but stingy father was trying to put a birthday party together for his 16 year old daughter. He wanted the party to be extravagant but wanted to spend as little money as possible. He had finished all
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This Girl Almost Got Caught Skipping Work …The Reality Is Priceless Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female boss. Each day, they noticed the boss left work early. One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, they would leave right behind her. After all, she never called or
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Fred Came Home From University In Tears …What His Father Says At The End Is Priceless Fred came home from University in tears. “Mum, am I adopted?” “No of course not”, replied his mother. Why would you think such a thing? Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results. No match for any of his
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Wife And The Drunk Husband …This Is Brilliant A wife is in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “Stay where you are,” she said. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.” The husband lurched into bed, but a few minutes later, through a
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