Funny

Ed Came Home Drunk …What Follows Next Is Priceless Ed came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, ‘You died in your sleep.’ Ed was stunned. ‘I’m d£Ad? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too […]

Old Lady Lived On The Third Floor …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Anna was 79 years old and lived on the third floor of a boarding house. Despite her age, she was still a real pistol-packin’ mama. However, one day she fell and broke her leg. An ambulance drove her to the hospital

Two Guys Driving Through Texas …Wait Till The End Two guys driving through Texas get pulled over by a state trooper. An elderly cop walks up and taps on the driver’s window, The driver rolls it down, and the trooper smacks the driver in the head with his nightstick. “Ow!” says the driver. “Why’d you

A Young Man Is An Avid Golfer …What Happens Next Is Priceless A young man, who was also an avid golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in 9 holes before he had to head home. Just as he

Bride Kissed Her Father And Placed Something In His Hand …This Is Funny The Bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to

A Man Was Driving Along The Motorway …What Happens Next Is Pure Gold A man was driving along the motorway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him, as he was doing 60 mph. He accelerated to 70 and the chicken stayed right

Man Goes To Doctor After Suffering Headaches For 20 Years …What Happens At End Is Pure Gold Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years.He eventually decides to go and see a Doctor. The Doctor says, ‘Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.The bad news is that it

Man Goes To Lawyer Looking For Help Over Money He Is Owed …His Advice Is Brilliant A man went to his lawyer and told him, “My neighbour owes me £500 and he won’t pay up. What should I do?” “Do you have any proof he owes you the money?” asked the lawyer. “Nope,” replied the

Two Old Farmers Try and Out Do Each Other After Making Bet …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Two old farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbours but didn’t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period of -30 degrees centigrade cold and Bob and Joe had nothing to do because of

Man Gets Into Argument With Wife After Coming Home Drunk …Wait Till The End Pedro came home drunk at four in the morning. His wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman. “No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy