Funny

Young Man Gets Hired For New Job …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director’s office. “What is the meaning of this?” the director asked. “When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience…. …Now […]

Guy Stops To Check On Old Man Sat In The Park Alone …What He Says Next Is Brilliant So… this young guy is walking through a park, when he comes across an old guy sitting on a park bench, crying. The young guy says “Sir, sir, I see you’re crying, what’s wrong?” The old guy

Adam Is At The Garden Of Eden …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud So Adam is sitting in the Garden of Eden and he says, “God, I see that all the of the other animals that you have created in this truly perfect world have a companion, a partner, someone to be with, share

Bus Driver Wants To Spice Things In The Bedroom ….What Wife Says At The End Is Priceless An ‘under performing’ bus driver goes to see his doctor. He wants some Viagra, but he doesn’t want his wife to know about it. The doctor prescribes it for him and he heads off to the pharmacist. Home

Little Johnny Asks His Dad What Love Juice Is …What He Says At The End Is Pure Gold Little Johnny was watching tv. He comes downstairs & asks, “Dad what’s love juice?” His father looks horrified but tells Billy all about $*x & what happens to a woman. Little Johnny just sat there with his

Elderly Man Surprises Nurse When He Says This …The Reality Is Priceless An elderly gentleman was on his deathbed as his wife and three children and nurse stood close by. “Bill, you take the Beverly Hills houses. “Mary, you take the offices in the Center. “Debra, the apartments over the L.A. Plaza are yours. “To

Man Writes Letter To Sister About His Bad Day At Work …This Is Pure Gold Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He Performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio Station 103.2 FM in Ft. Wayne,

Engineer Husband Gives Wife Advice At Breakfast …What Follows Next Is Brilliant I was watching my wife make her breakfast one morning, and noticed that she made way too many trips to get each of the items she needed. So I said in my best engineer voice, “Hey sweetheart, why don’t you utilize the load

Man Gets Caught In A Terrible Storm …But Never Expected This To Happen A man stood on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. As the night went by no cars passed him. The storm was so strong, he could hardly see a few feet

Man Walks Into The Bar For A Drink …But Is Left Shocked When Bartender Says This A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. ‘Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent’ “One cent?” the man thought. He glanced at the menu and asked, “How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of