Funny

A Professor CEO and A Janitor …Wait Till The End A professor, a CEO, and a janitor are in a forest when they discover a magic fairy. The fairy says “I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else’s job for a day.” The professor says “I’ll be an elementary school […]

The Judge and The Stolen Smell Of Soup …A Funny Moral Story A beggar was given a piece of bread, but nothing to put on it. Hoping to get something to go with his bread, he went to a nearby inn and asked for a handout. The innkeeper turned him away with nothing, but the

Preacher Was Giving A Sermon On Temperance …This Is Brilliant A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.” With even greater emphasis he said, “And if I had all the wine in the

Little Old Lady Wants To Travel The World …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that she was getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so before she d!ed. Until then, she’d never even been out of the country. So

Divorced Neighbour Knocks On Mans Door Saying She Feels Lonely …Reality Is Priceless A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbor knocking on his door one Friday evening. “I’m feeling so lonely that I can’t stand it.” she said. “l want to go out, get drunk & want to enjoy my life. Are

A Young Executive Was Leaving The Office Late …This Is Brilliant A young executive was leaving the office late one evening when she found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in her hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my

Government Worker Finds A Magic Lamp …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. (Oh, c’mon, I’m sure there’s one buried in your desk too.) Since he’d heard these jokes before, he knew that he had to rub

Rude Customer Tries To Shame Slow Cashier …Cashiers Response Is Priceless A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her actions and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in an extreme hurry, and was not happy

Lady Suddenly Started Learning To Swim …The Reason Why Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A 55 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to a coffee morning with her friends. Everyone was curious and asked her: “why the change in your interest to swimming now a

Old Man Spent His Whole Life Living By a Forest …Wait Till The End There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting… He