Funny

Young Man Notices A Lady Following Him Around The Supermarket …This Will Leave You Speechless Hope this touches you the way it touched me, Goodbye Mom. A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore, she kept staring at him. She finally overtook […]

Woman Visits New Doctor …What Dr Says At The End Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A woman went to her doctor’s office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her

Man Goes To A Bakery To Order A Birthday Cake For His Wife …But What Happens Next Is Priceless A man wants to celebrate his wife’s birthday by organizing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks

A Little Guy Gets On A Plane And Sits By The Window …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, mean-looking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy

Man Was Having Trouble Remembering Dates …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A man who had forgotten the dates for a number of his friends’ and relatives’ birthdays and anniversaries, decided to compile a list on his computer and have the dates highlighted on screen when the machine was turned on. He went to

Wedding Speech From Modern Girl To Her In Laws …This Is Brilliant “My dear new family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new house! Firstly I must tell you my presence here should not change your life I am NOT going to be a daughter in law that rocks the boat, I do not want to step on anyone’s

If My Body Were A Car …This Is Pure Gold If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull… But that’s not the

Man Has Problem Setting A New Password On His Computer …This Is Brilliant Windows : Please enter your new password. User : cabbage Windows : Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters. User : boiled cabbage Windows : Sorry, the password must contain at least 1 numerical character. User : 1 boiled cabbage

Man Realises The Importance Of Clear Instructions …This Is Priceless A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my wife to give me a

Teenager Comes Home Late From Party ….Her Fathers Response Is Priceless A mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family car privileges. On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party. The next morning her father went out to the driveway to get the newspaper and came back into the house