Little Johnny Went Fishing With His Father …What He Says Next Is Priceless A father and Little Johnny went fishing one day. After a couple of hours out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “How does this boat float?” The father thought for a […]
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A Professor Wanted To Teach His Class A Lesson …This Is Brilliant A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th-grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, So he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. “Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the
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Man Sees His Buddy Driving Brand New Mercedes …What He Says Next Is Priceless Paddy was walking down the street when he saw his buddy Mick driving a brand new Mercedes Mick pulled up to him with a wide grin. “Mick, were’d you get the car?” “Sue gave it to me” Mick Replied “Sue gave
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Wife Buys New Expensive Cosmetics …What Husband Says Next Is Pure Gold Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the ‘miracle’ products, she asked, ‘Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?’ Looking over her carefully, Harold
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Man Orders 20000 Bricks …The Reason He Gives Why Is Priceless Paddy goes into a builder’s yard and orders 20,000 bricks. The man behind the counter asks, “May I ask what you’re building?” Paddy said, “Yes, it’s going to be a barbecue”… The man said, “That’s a lot of bricks for one barbecue” Paddy says,
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Young Male Racehorse Is In Lead When This Happens …Wait Till The End The young male racehorse came from a long line of winners and did wonderfully in time trials. However, in actual races, he proved a little too romantic, and could never quite bring himself to pass a mare. So one day the trainer
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Little Johnny Woke Up In The Night …Wait Till The End Little Johnny woke up in the middle of the night and went to the bathroom. On the way back to bed, he passed his parent’s room. When he looked in, he noticed the covers bouncing. He called to his dad, “Hey Dad, what are
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Little Johnny Goes Down To The Pond To Get Some Water …This Is Brilliant One day, Marie sent her little boy Johnny down to the pond to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in the water, he saw two big eyes looking back at him from the water. He
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A Zoo Keeper Is Ordering New Animals …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A zoo keeper is ordering new animals. As he fills out the forms, he types “I would like, two crocodiles, two lions, two bears and two mongeese”. That doesn’t look right, so he tries “two mongoose” then “two mongooses”. Giving up,
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Little Girl At Day Care Asks To Play House …Wait Till The End A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Stevie, wanna play house?” He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?” The girl replies, “I want you to
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