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Jim’s Doctor Asked Him About His Physical Activity Level …This Is Priceless During a recent physical examination, an elderly Jim’s doctor asked him about his physical activity level. He described a typical day. “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about 10 kilometres through some pretty rough terrain. “I waded along the edge of […]

Wife Sent A Message To Her Husband …Wait Till The End The wife sent a message to her husband “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says hi to you.“ Husband: “Who is Priscilla?” Wife: “Nobody, I was just making sure that you read my message!” Twist in

Girl Notices Guy Stood Outside House Every Evening …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next A girl started noticing a guy standing in front of her home everyday. The guy always came mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture, he just stood there looking to

A 65-Year-Old Shows Up At The Country Club …You Won’t Believe What Happens At The End Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25 year-old lady: She proceeds to knock everyone’s socks off with her youthful appeal and charm. She also hangs on Bob’s arm and

A Man Goes To A Pet Shop And Sees A Talking Parrot …This Is Brilliant A man goes to a pet shop and sees a talking parrot.He asks the owner how much it costs.The owner says, “The parrot is $50, but he has a special feature. He can tell you the time by looking at

Husband Leaves Note For Cheating Wife’s OTHER Man …This Is Pure Gold He wrote: To the man who’s going at it with my wife: I know about everything, don’t be surprised. And just to clarify, I’m not mad about it. But I do need you to do some things for me. Well, if you’re getting

Old Man Goes To Doctor For Advice …Wait Till The End A man tells his doctor that he’s incapable of doing all the things around the house that he used to do. When the examination is over, he says, “Okay, Doctor. In plain English—what’s wrong with me?” “Well, in plain English,” says the doctor, “You’re

Minister Was Talking With His Congregation …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud An elderly minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.” The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the

A Golfer Was Hitting His Ball When This Happened ….Wait Till The End An old golfer was hitting his ball near a water hazard and his club fell into the water. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying? The golfer replied that his club had fallen into the water

Lady Goes Into A Store And Discovers This …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?” The clerk replies, “That is a thermos.” The blonde then asks, “What does it do?” The clerk