New Manager Starts Job In His New Office …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day, the departing manager tells him, “I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer. Open an envelope if you […]
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Couple of Blonde Men in a Pickup Truck Drove into a Lumberyard …This is Priceless A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the blonde men walked into the office and said, “We need some four-by-twos.” The clerk said, “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?” The man said, “I’ll
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A Newlywed Blonde Phones Her Mother And Sobs ….Reason Why Is Priceless “Steve doesn’t appreciate the things I do for him.” “Now, now, dear,” her mother replies, attempting to comfort her. “I’m sure it was all just a misunderstanding.” “No, mother,” the young bride wails, “I bought a frozen turkey loaf for Thanksgiving and he
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Man Decides To Visit Texas …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next There once was a blind old man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” “Everything is big in Texas.”, the person next to him answered. When he finally arrived in
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Old Man Was Fishing In A Puddle …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud “Poor Old fool” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the
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Young Man Asked How One Man Got Rich …This Is Pure Gold A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, “Well, son, it was 1932, the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested
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A Man Goes Doctors Office To Get Double Dose Of Viagra …Wait Till The End A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I
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Fireman Tells His Wife About Day At Work …You Won’t Believe The Ending A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets; Bell 2 rings, we slide down the pole; Bell 3 rings, we’re on
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Married Couple Check Into A Hotel …What Happens Next Is Priceless A man and his wife check into a hotel The husband wants to have a drink at thebar, but his wife is extremely tired so shedecides to go on up to their room to rest. She lies down on the bed when, suddenly, anelevated
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Little Johnny Wanted A Bicycle For Christmas …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas. His mother said she didn’t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if he wrote to Jesus promising to be a good boy in the future, then maybe Jesus
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