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Woman Is Outraged When This Ventriloquist Picked On Blondes …But What She Said Next Is Priceless A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in London. With his dummy on his knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in […]

Neighbour Started Jumping In Excitement In Front Of Him …But He Was Shocked When She Said This The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn’t know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, ‘what the heck’, and I starting jumping

Man Gets Worried Before A Blind Date His Friend Suggests A Back-Up Plan …This Is Priceless Joe sets up his friend Michael to go on a blind date with a friend of a friend of his. But Mike is a little worried about going out with someone he’s never seen before. “What do I do

A New Ceo Tries To Show Off By Firing Someone …Then He Does This If you’ve ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will enjoy this. A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid

Texan Makes A Bet That He Very Quickly Regrets …This Is Brilliant A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints

This Man Thought He Was About To Get Lucky …But Then This Happened A man and a woman who had never met before but were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very

Man Suspects His Wife Of Cheating So He Follows Her …But He Never Expected This A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. So he waited for her to leave that night and jumped in a cab to follow her. By following her he found out she was working in a brothel. The guy

Teacher Trying To Teach Class Good Manners …What Little Johnny Says Next Is Priceless During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go

A Soldier Runs Up To A Nun …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.” A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied,

The Rabbit and Her Thesis …Wait Till The End One sunny day a rabbit came out of her hole in the ground to enjoy the fine weather.The day was so nice that she became careless and a fox snuck up behind her and caught her.“I am going to eat you for lunch,” said the fox.“Wait,” replied