Two Crows Were In A Field …Wait Till The End Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance. “See that over there?” “What is that?”, says the first crow. The second crow takes a long look, “That’s a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn’t it.” “How […]
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Two Old Friends Were Chatting About Their Husbands …This Is Brilliant Mary and Jane are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long time; Mary is upset because she thinks her husband doesn’t find her attractive anymore. “As I get older he doesn’t bother to look at me!” Mary cries.
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Wife Misheard Her Husband’s Question …He Never Expected Her To Say This One evening a man was very impressed with the meat entree his wife had served. “What did you marinate this in?” he asked. His wife immediately went into a long explanation about how much she loves him and how life wouldn’t be the
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Little Old Lady Tried To Phone Her Local Bank …This Is Priceless A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the banks call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?” she asked. “No madam,” replied the voice at the other end. “It is now company policy to
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Newlywed Wife Said This To Her Husband …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we re going to be three in this house instead of two.” Her husband ran to her with a smile on his
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Johnny And His Mum Are Waiting At The Bus Stop …Wait Till The End When 6-year-old Johnny and his mum are waiting at the bus stop, she says to him. “I’ll get a ticket for myself and if the driver asks how old you are, tell him you are 5, then I won’t have to
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Woman With Hundreds Of Shoes ….Wait Till The End A woman had bought lots of shoes over time and she decided it was time to kick the habit. She really took it seriously, even changing her driving route to avoid her favourite shoe store. One evening, however, she arrived home carrying a shoe box. Her
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Mother Found A Candy Bar Wrapper …Wait Till The End Every Sunday afternoon a mother found a candy bar wrapper in her young son’s room. She finally had to ask: “Johnny, why do I find a candy bar wrapper in your room every Sunday after church?” He answered by saying that God gave him the
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Group Of Guys Were At A Deer Camp …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with Bob the whole time, so they voted to take
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Paddy Has An Inspector Come To Visit His Farm …What He Says Next Is Pure Gold Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees enough and they would send an inspector to interview them On the appointed
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