Little Johnny’s Unexpected Bedtime Surprise …This Is Brilliant After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree and the pastor greets the family. “Pastor,” Johnny says, “I heard you say today that our bodies came from the dust.” “That’s right, Johnny, I did say that.” […]
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Susie Spent The Summer Holidays At A Farm …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Little Susie spent the summer holidays on a pony farm in the countryside Back home, she asked, “We all live together just like the animals, don’t we, Mummy?” “Yes, dear. You could put it like that.” “So I’m just like
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Man’s Car Broke Down On A Country Road …Wait Till The End A man’s car spluttered to a complete stop on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. “Your trouble is probably in the carburettor,” said the cow. Startled, the man
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Little Johnny Bought His Teacher A Pretzel Everyday ..This Is Brilliant Little Johnny, instead of an apple, would daily bring his new teacher a pretzel from his uncle’s bakery. She always thanked Little Johnny but one day she said, “These pretzels are very good but do you think your uncle could make them with no
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Old Couple Are Flying When Suddenly Pilot Makes Announcement …Just Wait Till The End An old couple, Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our
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An Elderly Man Had Serious Hearing Problems …This Is Brilliant An elderly man had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in
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Little Johnny Is Watching His Mother Putting On Face Cream …What He Says Next Is Pure Gold Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face and he asks her “why are you rubbing that stuff on your face mother?” His mother replies “to make myself beautiful Johnny.” A few minutes later
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An Elderly Man’s Wife Liked To Sing …Wait Till The End An elderly Joe’s wife likes to sing so she decided to join the church choir. From time to time she would practice while she was in the kitchen preparing dinner. Whenever she would start in on a song, Joe would head outside to the
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A Salesman Was Walking The Country Back Roads … Wait Till The End A country preacher was walking the backroads near his church. He became thirsty so decided to stop at a little cottage and ask for something to drink. The lady of the house invited him in and in addition to something to drink,
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A Dietician Was Giving Lecture To Large Audience …What Man Says Next Is Priceless A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us
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