Man and His Girlfriend Are In Bed Together For The First Time ….This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A man and his girlfriend are getting undressed together for the first time. The man took off his shoes and socks revealing feet with missing and deformed toes. “What happened to your feet?” his girlfriend asked. “I […]
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A Lady Was Trying To Sell Her Old Car …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A blonde was trying to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had almost 230,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at
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Marine Was Speaking With The General …This Is Pure Gold It was a dark, stormy, night the Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute, and snapped out “Sir, Good Evening,
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Hilarious Conversation Between Husband And Wife …Wait Till The End Husband: Sweetheart please come here. Wife : What is it? Husband : Just come to the bedroom Wife : Why? Husband : Can you be spontaneous for once in your life? Wife : Okay here I am. Husband : remove your clothes Wife : remove
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Wife Refuses To Open The Door At Midnight …What Husband Says Next Is Priceless Husband: Knocks the door at midnight. Wife: Go back to where ever you came from! Husband: Open the door or I throw myself in the swimming pool! Wife: Go ahead, do you think I care? So the husband stands near the
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Little Johnny Confronts Lecturer After Failing Exam …Wait Till The End After having failed his exam, a student name Little Johnny goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Little Johnny: “Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?” Professor: “Surely I must. Otherwise, I would not be a professor!” Little Johnny: “Great, well then
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Sally Stopped To Offer Old Lady A Lift Home …What She Says Next Is Priceless Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and
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Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Park Bench …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the sixth one, a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It
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The Forest Animals Have A Meeting …Wait Till The End Animals in the forest have a meeting. The bear as the chief of the forest decides to create an outhouse and they immediately build it. The next day the outhouse has a broken window. So the Bear called everyone and said: “Who knows something about
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The Waitress Refuses To Serve Breakfast Without Eggs …What This Senior Does Next Is Genius An Old couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “seniors’ special” was 2 Eggs, Bacon, Hash Browns and Toast for $2.99… “Sounds good” the wife said… “but I don’t want the eggs..” “Then, I’ll have to charge you
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