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Pastor Tries To Catch Drunk Man Out During Service …What Man Says Next Is Priceless An elderly Pastor Joe knew that ole Ben was a Saturday night boozer. He always came to church on Sunday morning but always fell asleep from his Saturday night binges. Pastor Joe told Ben that he was going to call […]

Two Little Boys Were Chatting At The Park …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the park one day. “My name is Billy. What’s yours?”, asked the first boy. “Tommy”, replied the second. “My Daddy’s an accountant. What does your

Elderly Man Went To A Doctor With Multiple Complaints …This Is Brilliant An elderly man went to a doctor with multiple complaints. “I see spots before my eyes,” he said. “It’s due to old age,” said the doctor. “No food agrees with me,” said the man. “That too is due to old age,” said the

Old Man Was Just About To Fall Asleep When His Wife Said This …Pure Gold The old man was quite sleepy and was trying to sleep when his wife said, “Remember how when we were just married you would hold my hand and wish he good night!” The old man grudgingly extended his hand to

Couple Had A Silly Argument …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A married couple got into a silly argument. He would say it was petty, she would have said it was foolish. As was their nature, neither of them would admit the possibility that they might be wrong. To her credit, the wife finally

Man Goes To Shop To Buy Wife A Corset …What Saleslady Says Next Is Brilliant A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a corset for my wife” “What type of corset?” Asked the clerk. “Type” inquires the

Dad Asked Little Johnny A Question ….His Answer Leaves His Speechless Dad: Who do you like more Mom or Dad? Little Johnny: Both Dad: Ok if I go to America and your Mom goes to Paris, where will you go? Little Johnny: Paris…. Dad: That means you like your Mom more? Little Johnny: No, that

Paddy Goes Into A Pharmacy …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Paddy an elderly man goes into a pharmacy – reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours from the bottle onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. “Could you taste this for

Little Boy Was Staring At The Gooseberry Bush …What He Says Next Shocks His Mother The mother came on her little son who was standing thoughtfully before the gooseberry bush in the garden. She noted that his expression was both puzzled and distressed. “Why, what’s the matter, little lamb?” she asked tenderly. “I’m thinkin, mummy,”

Little Johnny Passed His Driving Test …What His Dad Said Next Is Pure Gold Little Johnny had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a