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Man Explains How Women Get Healthier As They Get Older …This Is Pure Gold Two old guys were sitting in the park, talking, when the subject turned to getting older. The first guy said, “Women have all the luck when it comes to getting older.” “What do you mean?” asked the second guy. “Well,” replied […]

Cowboy Was Trying To Buy Health Insurance …This Is Brilliant The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. “Ever have an accident?” “Nope, nary a one.” “None? You’ve never had any accidents.” “Nope. Ain’t had one. Never.” “Well, you said in this

Man Always Cheats When Playing Golf …You Won’t Believe What Happens Next There was this guy at the golf course that was always cheating. He never played a straight game of golf. Always improving his lie, taking mulligans, etc. It got so bad that no one ever wanted to play a round with him. One

Old Man Arranges To See The Doctor With Bizarre Request ….This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, “Where are you going ?” He said, “I’m going to the doctor.” And she said, “Why? Are you sick?” “No,” he

Cardiologist Tours The Country Giving Lectures …You Will Not Believe What Happens Next A Cardiologist came up with a new operating procedure that would cut down the time that heart surgery would take and would cause less trauma to the patient. He was praised by his peers when he presented it at a convention in

Employees Give Farewell Message To Retiring Boss …This Is Priceless The boss is finally old enough to retire from the company. On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party for himself. The boss wanted everyone to express their good feeling about him by writing on the farewell card, So later he could

They Went To Visit Their Parents House …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold I remember one time when I was home visiting my folks. My mom asked me to set the table for dinner. I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a risque picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly

Computers Are They Male or Female? This Is Hilarious As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., “Steady as she goes”, or “She’s listing to starboard, Captain!”). Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced that computers should also be referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing

Doctor’s Prescription …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A 92 year-old man went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw the man walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. At his follow up visit the doctor talked to the man and said,

Lady Goes To Store To Buy Tampax …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold When Jane reached the checkout counter, she learned that one of her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear, “Price check on Tampax, supersize please.”