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Prison vs. Work IN PRISON…You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell.AT WORK…You spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle. IN PRISON…You get three meals a day.AT WORK…You only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON…You get time off for good behaviour.AT […]

The Mathematical and Logical Nuns …You Will Not Believe What Happens In The End Two nuns went out of the convent to sell cookies. One of them is known as Sister Mathematical (SM) and the other one is known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the

Self-Righteous Man Goes To See The Doctor …Wait Till The End An annoyingly holier-than-thou man went to the doctor for a check-up. He said, “I feel terrible. Please examine me and tell me what’s wrong with me.” “Let’s begin with a few questions,” said the doctor, “Do you drink much?” “Alcohol?” said the man. “I’m

Adjusting To Marriage …This Is Brilliant Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses problems. We met a good friend of ours recently, the morning after his wedding, brooding over a drink in a local bar. “What’s the trouble?” we asked. “I should think you’d be the happiest man in the world today.” He shook his head sadly.

The Young Priest Wanted Advice On How To Conquer Nerves Before A Sermon …This Is Brilliant A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass, he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put

Little Girl Attends A Wedding For First Time …What She Says Next Is Pure Gold Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life,” her mother tried

Husband and Wife Have a Argument On Their 40th Anniversary …This Is Brilliant Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads, ‘Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever’.” “Yeah” she replies, “When you

Man Married to A Twin Explains Why He Wants A Divorce …This Is Brilliant Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Less then a year later he was in court filing for divorce. “Tell the court why you want a divorce,” the judge said. “Well, Your Honor,” Dan started, “every once in a

Woman Comes Home To Find Her Husband Cheating …His Response Is Priceless Sheila comes home early from work one day only to find her husband, Mark, in bed with a woman. Sheila says “That’s it, I’m leaving and never coming back.” Mark says “Don’t you at least want to hear my explanation.” Sheila shrugs and

Love For 365 Days …This Is Pure Gold TO MY DEAR WIFE, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times