A Crab And A Lobster Are Secretly Dating …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud A crab and a lobster are secretly dating. Pretty soon, the lobster tires of the lying and tells her father, who then forbids her to see the crab anymore. “It’ll never work, honey.” he says to her. “Crabs walk sideways […]
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A Farmer Decided To Teach His Son About The Animals …This Is Pure Gold A farmer decides its time to tell his son how he breeds the animals. He explains about the cows and the bull, the mares and the stallion and the ewes and the ram. But he also decides to tell his boy
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Two Dogs Are Sitting In A Park …This Is Brilliant Two dogs are sitting in a park. The first says, “wanna hear a joke?” The second dog says “sure!” The first dog says“knock knock.” The second says…WOOF WOOF WOOF! WOOD WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!! You’ve just read, Two Dogs Are Sitting In A Park .
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A Farmer Was Driving Along In His Tractor …Wait Till The End A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy who was playing in his yard called out, “What ya got in your trailer”? “Fertilizer,” the farmer said. “What ya gonna do with it? the little boy asked.
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Four Retired Guys Are Walking Down The Street …This Is Funny Four old retired guys are walking down a street in London. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, “Old Timers Bar – ALL drinks10p.” They look at each other and then go in, thinking, this is too good to be true.
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A Woman Is Worried About An Old Widow …This Is Hilarious A woman is worried about an old widow who lives in the house next door. She hasn’t heard anything from her for a few days, so she tells her son: “I want you to go next door and see how ol’ Mrs Williams is.”
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An Old Half Deaf Husband Is Watching TV …This Will Make You Laugh Out Loud An old half-deaf husband is watching TV with his wife. They are watching the DYI network on home repair. Every time the wife gets up he flips it to the p0rn channel not realizing she can hear and flips it
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Teacher Was Doing A Science Class About Materials …Wait Till The End In school one day the teacher decided in science class she would teach about materials. So she stood in the front of the class and said, “Children, if you could have one raw material in the world what would it be?” Little Richie
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Man Explains Men to Women …This Is Brilliant This one is for those of you women who have long searched to understand the intricate workings of the opposite sex. I hope this explanation helps to clarify some “grey areas.” 1) The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location. 2) Never ask me to purchase
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Little Boy Is Getting Ready For Bed …What Follows Next Is Pure Gold A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?” “No. You had your chance. Lights out.” “Five minutes later: “Da-aaaad…” “WHAT?” “I’m THIRSTY…Can I have a
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